Reactions to Eating York Peppermint Patties

First Peppermint Patty
Why is this so fucking good? I should eat these more often. Yorks are so my favorite candy. How come its been so long since I've had one of these? Mmmm. I feel completely justified buying an entire bag.

Second Peppermint Patty
This is starting to not be so delicious. Ok, I lied, its still delicious. But its very sweet, and making my mouth burn like peppermint.

Third Peppermint Patty
Too much sugar.

Fourth Peppermint Patty
Do I really want this? I think I feel sick. I... can't... finish... ah, hell, of course I can finish it. Ick. I never want to eat a peppermint patty again.