Gun Loving Nuts To Find Vindication, Comeupance In New Orleans
New Orleans is still filled with citizens who are refusing to leave their homes which are surrounded by toxic flood waters. The mayor is prepared to forcibly remove anyone who remains now that voluntary evacuations are complete.
While we tend to think its lunacy anyone would want to stay in the without water, electricity, or food and while the dangers flood waters filled with of 150,000 household's toxic chemicals, snakes, and disease loom, we can also understand why people still there would refuse to leave: their pets.
Officials so far have refused to allow evacuees to bring their household pets with them. And so, obviously, people are going to want to stay. We feel that any pet owner who is told they are going to forcibly removed and their dog or cat is going to be left behind is entirely justified in shooting at "rescue" workers.
You read us right. We think New Orleans residents have every right to shoot at people forcing them to leave their homes.
Let's back track for a moment. We titled this post "Gun Loving Nuts To Find Vindication, Comeupance In New Orleans" for a reason. One of the favorite expressions that gun lovers use in protest of gun control laws goes something like: "the first thing the Nazis did was take away people's guns."
Well, take away the toxic flood waters, disease, and lack of potable water, and New Orleans is not very different than 1930's Germany where government agents forcibly removed citizens. Nor is it very different than Soviet Revolution era Russia.
In either case, gun enthusiasts who cite Nazi confiscation of guns prior to the Holocaust should be waiting eagerly for their well armed American brothers to open fire on the government agents attempting to remove them from their homes. After all, that is exactly what they are referring to when they cite such an example of gun control. So gun enthusiasts are going to be both vindicated in defending a homeowner's right to bare arms, and recieving their comeupance when a law enforcement agent is shot.
And one last thing: if the mayor of New Orleans is so set on removing the last of the civilians in his city, then he should at the very least be prepared to accept their cats, dogs, gerbils, and other family pets.
While we tend to think its lunacy anyone would want to stay in the without water, electricity, or food and while the dangers flood waters filled with of 150,000 household's toxic chemicals, snakes, and disease loom, we can also understand why people still there would refuse to leave: their pets.
Officials so far have refused to allow evacuees to bring their household pets with them. And so, obviously, people are going to want to stay. We feel that any pet owner who is told they are going to forcibly removed and their dog or cat is going to be left behind is entirely justified in shooting at "rescue" workers.
You read us right. We think New Orleans residents have every right to shoot at people forcing them to leave their homes.
Let's back track for a moment. We titled this post "Gun Loving Nuts To Find Vindication, Comeupance In New Orleans" for a reason. One of the favorite expressions that gun lovers use in protest of gun control laws goes something like: "the first thing the Nazis did was take away people's guns."
Well, take away the toxic flood waters, disease, and lack of potable water, and New Orleans is not very different than 1930's Germany where government agents forcibly removed citizens. Nor is it very different than Soviet Revolution era Russia.
In either case, gun enthusiasts who cite Nazi confiscation of guns prior to the Holocaust should be waiting eagerly for their well armed American brothers to open fire on the government agents attempting to remove them from their homes. After all, that is exactly what they are referring to when they cite such an example of gun control. So gun enthusiasts are going to be both vindicated in defending a homeowner's right to bare arms, and recieving their comeupance when a law enforcement agent is shot.
And one last thing: if the mayor of New Orleans is so set on removing the last of the civilians in his city, then he should at the very least be prepared to accept their cats, dogs, gerbils, and other family pets.

2 Comments:
Fuck pets. Seriously, my cat is the only female of any species I've ever loved who hasn't left me, but when the earthquake comes and knocks California off the mainland and my house under rubble, she's on her fucking own. People need f-ing priorities.
If people want to stay, that's their business. And pets are members of the family. If a person had a dozen that's one thing but if it's one dog on a leash or one cat in a carrier who gives a damn?
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