Old Woman Upset Over Sex
An old lady is suing take two interactive because Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas contains 'hidden' sex scenes. She bought the "M" rated game for a 14 year old.
Now, we understand if you don't want little kiddies playing a game. But the "M" rating is much like the "R" rating in movies-- you must be 17 years or older. Now Grand Theft Auto has a "AO" rating, meaning, Adults Only. We think this is asinine for two reasons.
First, sex in movies does not automatically make a film NC-17. Indeed, "R" films come with at least one good sex scene-- the "R" rating, afterall, indicating that the film is worth watching for its few minutes of naked bodies.
Second, as naturalistic as GTA: San Andreas is, we're still talking about sex between characters that for the most part look like cartoons. Sure, they are pretty realistic cartoons, but to be sure, they are not real people.
Now GTA may not be available with the sex scenes, which is going to make us buy a copy this week so we can get one before they censor it. [After all, we dig it when cartoon characters get it on].
Anyway, we have to wonder what an 85 year old woman was doing buying a game for her 14 year old son when it was clearly marked as Mature 'for people over 17'.
Now, we understand if you don't want little kiddies playing a game. But the "M" rating is much like the "R" rating in movies-- you must be 17 years or older. Now Grand Theft Auto has a "AO" rating, meaning, Adults Only. We think this is asinine for two reasons.
First, sex in movies does not automatically make a film NC-17. Indeed, "R" films come with at least one good sex scene-- the "R" rating, afterall, indicating that the film is worth watching for its few minutes of naked bodies.
Second, as naturalistic as GTA: San Andreas is, we're still talking about sex between characters that for the most part look like cartoons. Sure, they are pretty realistic cartoons, but to be sure, they are not real people.
Now GTA may not be available with the sex scenes, which is going to make us buy a copy this week so we can get one before they censor it. [After all, we dig it when cartoon characters get it on].
Anyway, we have to wonder what an 85 year old woman was doing buying a game for her 14 year old son when it was clearly marked as Mature 'for people over 17'.

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I prefer to think the 14 year old was her grandson, and not her son. If he was, I hope she didn't breatsfeed the poor little bugger for too long.
Did I say son? I meant Grandson, but in either case, she is pretty damn old
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