Pre-Marital Sex Can Fuck You; Or Not

A school teacher Lost her Job for being 4 months pregnant and only married 2 months. Meanwhile, an Italian woman Sued Her Impotent Husband for failing to divulge that he suffered from limp dick syndrome. If the former is warning against pre-marital sex, the latter is warning against not.

Thankfully our pharmecuetical comapanies have a solution to both: Birth Control + Viagra.