Made Up Journalism Strikes again.
"Sampling the arts, visiting the city's spectacular public spaces and enjoying local delicacies like bagels and pizza can easily be done on a budget" claims a Fake CNN article.
"New Yorkers love to give directions, so feel free to ask anyone on the train how to get from Times Square to the East Village. Don't be surprised if three people butt in"
This is true. But they like giving you WRONG directions. Isn't it fun when touristas ask which way to Times Square and you send them to Harlem?
"For breakfast, get a $1.25 bagel with cream cheese from a deli or pushcart."
In what, 1987?
"If you don't have a cousin (or friend of friend) to crash with, rooms in the $150 range are surprisingly easy to come by."
Yep. Just a busride away in scenic Secacus New Jersey.
"New Yorkers love to give directions, so feel free to ask anyone on the train how to get from Times Square to the East Village. Don't be surprised if three people butt in"
This is true. But they like giving you WRONG directions. Isn't it fun when touristas ask which way to Times Square and you send them to Harlem?
"For breakfast, get a $1.25 bagel with cream cheese from a deli or pushcart."
In what, 1987?
"If you don't have a cousin (or friend of friend) to crash with, rooms in the $150 range are surprisingly easy to come by."
Yep. Just a busride away in scenic Secacus New Jersey.
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