It's Not Just Us: You Really Do Suck
Dear Fellow New Jersey Drivers,
It's official. You are awful drivers. In fact, you are officially the Third Worst Drivers in the United States.
We've long suspected this. Your inability to parallel park. Your blatant Disregard for Stop signs.
Please, if you would, stop trying to kill us.
Thanks.
It's official. You are awful drivers. In fact, you are officially the Third Worst Drivers in the United States.
We've long suspected this. Your inability to parallel park. Your blatant Disregard for Stop signs.
Please, if you would, stop trying to kill us.
Thanks.
6 Comments:
living in NJ right now i totally agree.
we suck at driving...actually...its not me...it's everyone else.
i rule. :)
nice site
keep up the good work.
(i mat borrow that link to the cnn thing...i will give you props if i do. thanks)
This study gained instant credibility by ranking Massachusetts even lower than New Jersey. We're afraid to be pedestrians here.
Frankly, I'm a little afraid to be a pedestrain anywhere. Last night a garbage truck came racing down my street at probably close to 40 miles per hour, served to avoid a taxi cab in the narrow street and kept right on going. Mind you the posted speed limit is 25, and the street is so narrow there is only parking on one side.
My hubby is from NJ. On our many trips back there, we narrowly escaped being ran into. Mostly by short, older men that couldn't see over the steering wheel! And those circles... don't get me started on those circles... lol!
Think how we Oregonians feel when we see plates from the northeast or mid-atlantic states!
"Think how we Oregonians feel..." Sorry, Katie, in NJ that's impossible.
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