Frat Parties To Never run out of Beer, Alchies to Save Money

Researchers have found that a weedy vine reduces beer consumption in participants. During 90 minute sessions, test subjects were given a pill from the kudzu plant or a placebo. Those recieving the placebo drank 3.5 beers on average and those receiving the kudzu plant 1.8 beers.

The scientists involved in the study suggested suggested that the plant may help drunks feel even drunker and hope the plant might help people cut down.

We tend to think instead that such a pill would help drunks drink more, since they could get a buzz on less booze, and therefore spend more time drinking. Frat parties are expected to last longer as brothers won't run out of beer so early in the evening.