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Monday, May 02, 2005

Desperate Housewife

Not exactly as reported in The Times or Boston.com

''George always says he's delighted to come to these press dinners. Baloney. He's usually in bed by now,"

And suddenly we totally understand why the economy is going to hell.


"George's answer to any problem at the ranch is to cut it down with a chain saw"

This might just explain Bush's Foreign Policy.


"George didn't know much about ranches when we bought the place. Andover and Yale don't have real strong ranching programs. But I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."

Of course, that is what he learned at Yale.

Laura Bush: Hero to the Common Housewife.

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