Did Britney Fail Sex Ed?

We have to wonder if perhaps the Tabloids knew something that Britney Spears didn't: unprotected sex makes babies.

We've always suspected that Britney road the short bus, so maybe she just didn't know that a three month late period was a good sign of pregnancy.

What Britney's revelation means for us:
A poorly written Saturday Night Live sketch featuring a pregnant Britney Spears dressed as a school girl singing "Baby, One more Time."