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German Wal*Marts are selling single people to each other. The "date nights" on Fridays brings single folks into the store and let them chat up each other. Once it hits America, we expect Desperate Housewives may have a new location for their heated foibles.

Single women beware: Men don't come with Warranties.

As with anything from Wal*Mart, your relationship is prone to falling apart after a year or two.

And let's not forget the kind of people who do shop at Wal*Mart: toothless hill people. Yikes.