Besides, Its Fucking Montana
The Governor brings his dog to work everyday.
"The appearance of Jag in the Capitol was predicted by Schweitzer himself during the gubernatorial campaign when he said at a September debate that he had no interest in maintaining a Highway Patrol officer as a personal bodyguard and, instead, would have one of his border collies with him."
Besides, he thought to himself, its Montana; Like anything happens here that a dog couldn't save me from?
"The appearance of Jag in the Capitol was predicted by Schweitzer himself during the gubernatorial campaign when he said at a September debate that he had no interest in maintaining a Highway Patrol officer as a personal bodyguard and, instead, would have one of his border collies with him."
Besides, he thought to himself, its Montana; Like anything happens here that a dog couldn't save me from?
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Don't be surprised if this man is president one day. Seriously; he could win.
Remember that West Wing episode when John Goodman takes over as President and lets his fucking pug run loose in the oval office? I wanted to pump that fucker full of lead, puree his carcass, and force feed it through a funnel to the dog.
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