Don't Get Your Hopes Up
So it seems my recent post regarding one wayward internet surfer and their search for Rachel Ray Nude has lead to a whole bunch more folks looking for our least favorite alcoholic Food TV personality.
A naked Rachael Ray is an image we rather not have, and that leaves us wondering why so many people are obsessed with her naked body. I know the internet is alot like alcohol: nothing like a little digital anonymiy to tear down inhibitions.
So the only thing I can assume is that like golden showers or doggie porn, some folks have a sick fascination with Rachel Ray. But what is more of a faux pas, pictures of a woman impersonating Catherine the Great or fantasies about food TV personalities sticking carrots in places carrots don't belong?
Of course now I'm going to get at least one sick fuck stumbling across this page in hopes of finding "Rachael Ray golden shower".
A naked Rachael Ray is an image we rather not have, and that leaves us wondering why so many people are obsessed with her naked body. I know the internet is alot like alcohol: nothing like a little digital anonymiy to tear down inhibitions.
So the only thing I can assume is that like golden showers or doggie porn, some folks have a sick fascination with Rachel Ray. But what is more of a faux pas, pictures of a woman impersonating Catherine the Great or fantasies about food TV personalities sticking carrots in places carrots don't belong?
Of course now I'm going to get at least one sick fuck stumbling across this page in hopes of finding "Rachael Ray golden shower".
2 Comments:
"A naked Rachael Ray is an image we rather not have."
LOL OMG WTF Ian, you are so full of shit. Rachael Ray is (a) petite and (b) brunette, thereby meeting your (contemptibly few) criteria for female attractiveness.
The snow is really piling up outside. I wish you wouldn't make me leave here.
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