Geeks and Wankers No Longer Threaten Blind Dates

A few weeks ago, drunks were given some added protection from making booty calls to sub par partners when Virgin mobile created call blocking. That service kept people from making the same inebriated mistake twice.

Now your cell phone offers protection from bad dates: fake phone call excuses. Users discreetly dial the three digit number and within a minute a represenative calls the user back offering the perfect excuse. They'll even walk you through telling your date they are going home alone. This service is best used without speaker phone.

The next service we want is one that automatically detects the level of our hang over in the morning, and when appropriate calls us out sick.