People I Hate, Vol I
Gas Pumper Retards
Pumping gas is so easy a five year old high on chrystal-meth could do it. While I'm grateful that New Jersey requires all stations to be full service, how about hiring people more suitable for pumping gas than being hog fodder.
Please, put my fucking gas cap back on my car. There are three steps to pumping gas: 1. Putting the nozzle in the hole [like sex with your dirty, dirty girlfriend]. 2. "Pumping" the gas from the pump. 3. Removing the nozzle and putting gas cap back on my fucking car.
You fucked up 1/3 of the process. And you call yourself a professional. The next time a homeless person asks you for money, you should offer that person your job. No matter how insane they are or physically handicapped or simply not that intelligent, they are more qualified then you to pump my goddamn gas.
This message was brought to you by the 7-11 gas station on the corner of Orient Way and Route 17 in Lyndhurst, New Jersey.
Pumping gas is so easy a five year old high on chrystal-meth could do it. While I'm grateful that New Jersey requires all stations to be full service, how about hiring people more suitable for pumping gas than being hog fodder.
Please, put my fucking gas cap back on my car. There are three steps to pumping gas: 1. Putting the nozzle in the hole [like sex with your dirty, dirty girlfriend]. 2. "Pumping" the gas from the pump. 3. Removing the nozzle and putting gas cap back on my fucking car.
You fucked up 1/3 of the process. And you call yourself a professional. The next time a homeless person asks you for money, you should offer that person your job. No matter how insane they are or physically handicapped or simply not that intelligent, they are more qualified then you to pump my goddamn gas.
This message was brought to you by the 7-11 gas station on the corner of Orient Way and Route 17 in Lyndhurst, New Jersey.
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Shut the fuck up and pump your own gas asshole.
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