Oh Monica, Oh Monica
Stepping out of the men's room we saw a woman pass by that looked like Monica Lewinsky-- or at least what we think Monica Lewinsky should look like. Of course Monica is never showing up in some second rate suburban office park in Lyndhurst, but its interesting to think about if it actually was her.
We feel bad impugning the reputation of this random woman we passed by the hallway, but if she cared [which we doubt, since we don't know who she is, and there is a greater chance the earth is destroyed by a meteor than her (a) discovering this blog and (b) putting two and two together], then we are sorry: but don't dress like Monica.
We feel bad impugning the reputation of this random woman we passed by the hallway, but if she cared [which we doubt, since we don't know who she is, and there is a greater chance the earth is destroyed by a meteor than her (a) discovering this blog and (b) putting two and two together], then we are sorry: but don't dress like Monica.

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Or, if you must dress like Monica, at least use a reputable dry cleaner.
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