Chimps Not Very Christian

Watch out Jesus Christ, Chimpanzees won't turn the other cheek. It seems Chimps, unlike Republicans, have a sense of right and wrong.

During the tests, the Chimps would not forgive strangers, but were forgiving of family members and "friend" chimps. Next week scientists expect to demonstrate apes can perform brain surgery while living in primitive huts.

Really though, we're still waiting for monkey controlled robots to end our existance.