Cablevision

We recieved a call from Cablevision trying to sell us voice over internet phone service. Of course, we've recieved literally dozens of direct mail advertising on the subject. But we've made the switch to cellular technology and aren't going back. Why should we be tied down by a landline phone? In either case, we don't need cablevision calling to use our daytime minutes in an attempt to sell us something we don't want.

Dear Cablevision,
If we could get Time Warner, we would. Thanks for being usless.
Yours Truly.