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Friday, January 14, 2005

Baghdad Boy on Boy

First there was was gun powder. That lead to the atomic bomb. Now the military wants a sex bomb. The gas would cause enemy troops to love each other on the battlefield in a bit of uncontrollable homoeroticism. Just imagine such a device in the hands of terrorists; headlines to read: "Baptist Church hit with Aphrodisiac Bomb; Minister Reverses Stance on Homosexuality After Performing Sexual Relations with 23 Male Congregates"

5 Comments:

Blogger CrackerSnacker said...

I personally would use it on an all girls school...and then sneak in and join in the fun :)

3:06 PM  
Blogger : JustaDog said...

Think some whining democrates have used that on themselves - forcing them to love only their own and no one else.

BTW - I'm not religious and I'm against queer marrages!

5:50 PM  
Blogger Princess_Sarah said...

HA Ha! Maddie Dog rocks!

Yeah I heard about that one today. crazy. Cna u imagine if it was dropped on San Francisco?

6:27 PM  
Blogger Shawn said...

Fuck you Maddie Dogg.

8:11 PM  
Blogger Aldon Hynes said...

I think someone has been reading too much vintage Abbie Hoffman. Anyone remember LACE?

LACE (Lysergic Acid Crypto-Ethelene) can be made by mixing LSD with DMSO...

9:31 PM  

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