You Hate Us. We Know.
Yesterday we wore a suit to work [we looked hot]. Why? We were involved with putting together a press conference. We know, you don't really care about politics. But you care about this one, trust us.
Famous People showed up for the event. We were within a yard of each, but did not bother introducing ourselves, despite the fact that it was suggested we should. Nor did we have anything signed [We had no balls, literally]. We could have, we just didn't.
In either case, our responsibilities today included tracking down newsclips from various television channels. We hate television, and receptionists. NBC and ABC both gave us the cold shoulder. CBS was extremely helpful.
Now we are expected to find contact information for studies on sleeping. WTF, right?
Famous People showed up for the event. We were within a yard of each, but did not bother introducing ourselves, despite the fact that it was suggested we should. Nor did we have anything signed [We had no balls, literally]. We could have, we just didn't.
In either case, our responsibilities today included tracking down newsclips from various television channels. We hate television, and receptionists. NBC and ABC both gave us the cold shoulder. CBS was extremely helpful.
Now we are expected to find contact information for studies on sleeping. WTF, right?
3 Comments:
I met Yogi Berra once and we had a conversation about Rutgers football. Actually, it was more like he talked about Rutgers football. His wife (I think) took my phone number alleging she would call me about a position at the Yogi Berra museum at Montclair State, but it never materialized, thank God.
Yeah, the boss was pissed she didn't have a baseball to get signed.
Are you going on yet another weekend blogging break?
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