Robot Monkeys Dressed in Polyester Thongs

We thought we might have something interesting to say about Robot Monkeys, especially if they were dressed in Polyester Thongs. Unforunately, not.

Actually, the reason we bring this up at all is both "Robot Monkey" and "Polyester Thong" were terms people searched google, and found us using.

We contend that one day, robots, controlled by monkeys, will destroy the world. The robots, no doubt will wear thongs.

If Robot Monkeys and Polyester Thongs were not enough for us, which they are not, we regret that "Deer Blood" did not return this site.