Needed: Ghost or Image of Virgin Mother

We wrote about the Virigin Mary grilled cheese that sold for $28,000 via ebay. Then we told you about the a woman's father's ghost she was selling. Well, It Sold for $65,000.

Also for sale recently at the giant auction house were such items as Britney Spears's genuine chewing gum, spit out at a previous concert.

We think its time we got down to business.

Stigmata soaked cloth:
Really looking to get in touch with God? Try our new blood soaked handkerchiefs fresh from the bleeding hands of God's own messenger.

Tooth of an Apostle:
Have a toothache earthbound dentists just can't seem to fix? Then you need a tooth directly from the mouth of an apostle. Simply rubbing this ancient tooth over your gums ensures years of devine protection from toothaches, gingivitis, and cavities. Never brush your teeth again!

Howard Stern Toe Nails:
You thought this shock jock was abrasive, just wait until you get a hold of clippings of his toe nails. Grind them up for special Asian remedies or keep them in a locket, its your choice.

Cowboy hat Similar to One Worn by George W. Bush:
You don't have to be the President to look good in this look alike George Bush Cowboy hat. And its not just for Yankees; Europeans love American style westerns, and no doubt they'll have lots of fun with Bush's cowboy hat.

Kate Moss Toilet Tissue:
Have you ever just needed something a little bit special from a celebrity to show off to your friends at dinner parties? Well now you can with toilet tissue straight from kate Moss's ass. Skid marks included on every piece!