Faux Pop Tarts

We're enjoying some faux pop tarts [referred to as "pastry"]. The A&P brand "America's Choice" makes many of the faux products we enjoy [We're still waiting for America's Choice Gin]. But one of the big selling points is the 7 Vitamins and Minerals.

Wait. its a pop tart. We know its unhealthy. Why ruin it with vitamins and minerals? We think if they stripped out this last bit of nutrients they would taste a lot better.