Chopsticks Are Fun

We spent our formative years unable to use chopsticks. It never seemed to be much of a problem since we didn't really like take-out chinese food, [and even if we had liked chinese take-out, we probably would not have been allowed to eat it].

By the time college rolled around, we had found Asian Porn fascinating. About the same time, our college roomate was dating a Korean girl. Suddenly the need to learn to use chopsticks became apparent: if we were ever going to date an Asian girl, we'd need to know.

As luck would have it, the College student center had a cheap Chinese food counter. We learned over the course of a semester to wield our chopsticks over bowls of General Tso's chicken. We became addicted. Soon we were having the General over to eat several times a day. [Combined with drinking cheap beer, you can imagine what our bowels thought of all this].

We've never dated an Asian girl, but we feel secure enough in our use of chopsticks that we could if we had to. And as it turns out, the propensity of our coworkers ordering Sushi has engaged our skills almost daily.

All thats left for us is to use our chopsticks to Snatch a Housefly.