Why Fight the Inevitable?
We suggested after last Tuesday's election that the Northeast leave the Union. Its not really worth an argument, since the war has already started. Last week a Fighter Jet launched an attack on the sovereign state of New Jersey. While there no casualties, its clearly a prelude to what is to come.
The Red States are ready. A month ago, the assault weapons ban expired allowing folks to gear up for what could be a long and heated battle. No doubt from Richmond to Waco, automatic weapons are appearing in gun racks everywhere.
Don't think the North East isn't ready. In preparation, we're Stretching Our Legs at sea, testing the sea-worthiness of the USS Constitution.
The biggest advantage of leaving the Union is of course New Jersey will finally be rid of Pennsylvania drivers who stop in the middle of Ez-Pass toll lanes and think posted highway speeds are limits rather than suggestions.
Red America shouldn't worry too much though. With great attractions like South of the Border and The Corn Palace, no doubt the money they lose from the departure of the nation's 2 wealthiest states will be more than made up for in tourist revenue.
And with the Northeast gone, Red America won't have to worry about pesky Northern liberals forcing things like "Evilution" on the innocent minds of school children. [We're just curious, how many students from Kansas were accepted at university this year?]
Overall, succession is a win-win for every party involved. We urge you all to write your state legislators [or, if you are illiterate, call by phone]. Only with your support can the South finally be rid of the Northeast once and for all.
The Red States are ready. A month ago, the assault weapons ban expired allowing folks to gear up for what could be a long and heated battle. No doubt from Richmond to Waco, automatic weapons are appearing in gun racks everywhere.
Don't think the North East isn't ready. In preparation, we're Stretching Our Legs at sea, testing the sea-worthiness of the USS Constitution.
The biggest advantage of leaving the Union is of course New Jersey will finally be rid of Pennsylvania drivers who stop in the middle of Ez-Pass toll lanes and think posted highway speeds are limits rather than suggestions.
Red America shouldn't worry too much though. With great attractions like South of the Border and The Corn Palace, no doubt the money they lose from the departure of the nation's 2 wealthiest states will be more than made up for in tourist revenue.
And with the Northeast gone, Red America won't have to worry about pesky Northern liberals forcing things like "Evilution" on the innocent minds of school children. [We're just curious, how many students from Kansas were accepted at university this year?]
Overall, succession is a win-win for every party involved. We urge you all to write your state legislators [or, if you are illiterate, call by phone]. Only with your support can the South finally be rid of the Northeast once and for all.
1 Comments:
Bush himself is undecided about whether humans evolved or were created. Talk about flip-flopping! I think any state with creationism in its curriculum should be relieved of all its modern conveniences.
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