Miracles Really Do Happen
eBay has pulled a listing of a Ten Year Old Grilled Cheese Sandwhich. Why would anyone want such an old sandwich? Duh, the Virgin Mary.
The owner claims the face appeared in the sandwich made ten years ago. And pundits are still confused about the "Moral Values" issue during the last election? It has nothing to do with values; its just sheer stupidity.
"The sandwich [the owner] added, has never sprouted a spore of mold" prooving its devine influence and not the presence of modern preservatives.
The owner claims the face appeared in the sandwich made ten years ago. And pundits are still confused about the "Moral Values" issue during the last election? It has nothing to do with values; its just sheer stupidity.
"The sandwich [the owner] added, has never sprouted a spore of mold" prooving its devine influence and not the presence of modern preservatives.
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And to think, I ate a grilled cheese sandwich this morning without first checking if the Mother of God was seared into the crust. Shit.
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