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Russia has tested An Anti-Missile System similar to the one Bush has been pushing for over the last four years. This comes after Putin Promised Stronger Missiles that would be better than the rest of the world. Are the Russians back?

The recent election scandal in the Ukraine has probably not helped relations between Russia and the United States since the declared winner was back by Moscow and the United States threatened to disrupt political relations if the the Western backed candidate didn't get a recount. We talked about the irony of Bush's administration chastising foreign democracies and the democratic process before.

Now the US is warning the Ukraine that they should not break up the nation. We have to wonder if Bush fears the same threat right here in the United States. We think he should and if the Ukraine splits, we hope the Western Ukraine will support the secession of North American States.

It seems to us though that Putin and Bush have common goals: maintaining their own power. With talk of the Bush "Dynasty" we're beginning to wonder if we'll see a United States without a Bush at the helm, and we think Russians should be worried there will always be a Putin too. At this rate, we won't need to worry about a rogue nation setting off world war three, we need to worry about the Cold War reigniting.