Dear Other People's Blogs,

We know you think we're arrogant already, and maybe sometimes you appreciate our cynical quips at your intelligence, or your beliefs. And we've put up with your stupidity [this is what we mean by "cynical quips"] as well. But we finally had to say something.

We spend a lot of time reading you, other people's blogs, but there are a few ground rules you need to follow if you want to stay on this internet. For starters, flashing GIF christmas tree lights are simply not acceptable. Would you wear a pink spandex hot pants and a form fitting blouse to your grandmother's funeral? Well, we expect you would, but you need to know that this sort of behavior is rude.

Now listen little blogs, we understand maybe you don't have much to say and want to fill up my screen with something, but american flags and yellow ribbons have a place in this world, but their place is not adorning your psuedo intellectual posts on how your cat learned to use the toilet or that Conner got an A+ in chemistry. Please stop.

We just wanted to pass this onto you, dear blogs, so that we continue to read you. Or at least, glance at you while passing a cursory judgement on whether we like you or hate you.

Thanks,
Us.