When Did Getting Knocked Up Become Trendy?
Apparently, getting knocked up has gotten really trendy. All sorts of seemingly interesting people are pregnant and no longer blogging.
Some in depth research by Avocado Green Staff members revealed that the terms "pregnant" and "blog" returned 365,000 results in google. Ok. That's way too many people to be blogging about getting knocked up.
We understand that everyone wants to share this magical period [Actually, lack of period] time in their lives. But its not cool. Just because you couldn't take some simple precautions, doesn't mean the rest of us should have our blog reading interupted.
Meanwhile, Chelsea, a once happy neighborhood, has been destroyed by Baby Stroller Gridlock.
And people want to rescind Roe V. Wade? Seems like a bad idea.
We're expecting of course that Hoboken soon will be installing child safety locks and plastic electric outlet protectors in all the local bars. If only there was room for the Baby's crib next to the Keg-erator and Beer pong table.
Yikes.
Some in depth research by Avocado Green Staff members revealed that the terms "pregnant" and "blog" returned 365,000 results in google. Ok. That's way too many people to be blogging about getting knocked up.
We understand that everyone wants to share this magical period [Actually, lack of period] time in their lives. But its not cool. Just because you couldn't take some simple precautions, doesn't mean the rest of us should have our blog reading interupted.
Meanwhile, Chelsea, a once happy neighborhood, has been destroyed by Baby Stroller Gridlock.
And people want to rescind Roe V. Wade? Seems like a bad idea.
We're expecting of course that Hoboken soon will be installing child safety locks and plastic electric outlet protectors in all the local bars. If only there was room for the Baby's crib next to the Keg-erator and Beer pong table.
Yikes.
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