Voters for Crack
An Ohio Man [Not one we know, presumably] was arrested for fradulantly registering people to vote. Ordinarily, we have grown so accustomed to this sort of thing-- after all we work in New Jersey politics-- we would have passed it over entirely.
Except for one thing. The man who was hired to register new voters was not earning money, but instead recieved payment in crack.
If we had thought of this, perhaps the election of 2003[NJ] would have gone more smoothely.
What's worse is the man was not very bright [perhaps this is why he had a crack habit]. He filled out forms with names like Mary Poppins. Well obviously he got caught-- though to his credit Mickey Mouse recieves enough votes each presidential election that you could actually have a small tenth of a percentage point.
What have we learned?
When committing voter fraud, do it the New Jersey way, don't get caught.
Except for one thing. The man who was hired to register new voters was not earning money, but instead recieved payment in crack.
If we had thought of this, perhaps the election of 2003[NJ] would have gone more smoothely.
What's worse is the man was not very bright [perhaps this is why he had a crack habit]. He filled out forms with names like Mary Poppins. Well obviously he got caught-- though to his credit Mickey Mouse recieves enough votes each presidential election that you could actually have a small tenth of a percentage point.
What have we learned?
When committing voter fraud, do it the New Jersey way, don't get caught.
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