Memo: Don't Drink The Water

Memos abound. In what seems to be more than just a trend [tradition, perhaps?], we recieved another memo from office management: Don't Drink the Brown Water.

We were under the impression that common sense would tell us not to drink brown water. But we suppose, judging by the way things are in this office complex, perhaps memos on the subject are appropriate and necessary: we haven't seen much common sense around here lately.

We drink from a water cooler.