Gawker States Profound Obviousness

So we understood that Gawker was both dangerous and perhaps a little bit better than a tabloid. [Does it matter what it is, we still enjoy it]. But let's just thank them for our text book answer:

You heard it here first: 24-year-old David Amsden has finally taken introductory civics and suddenly gives a shit. [source: David Amsden: Politics Are Hard!]

David Amsden is a 24 year old author, [Yey! Good for him: "Amsden's solid but unremarkable debut novel.." Publisher's Weekly via Amazon.com].
If however, Gawker had taken a moment to open up a text book on political campaigining, they would know its obvious he was going to do this: he's about to leave the lowest voting demographic ever. During the next year he'll turn 25, taking him out of the block 18 to 24 year olds who will not bother voting in any sizable number.

At least Gawker got one thing right: the sarcasm in addressing the writers' political views.

[Since it seems Gawker's server has crashed, and since we also just blasted them, we feel will provide the public service and report that temporarily, at least, Gawker can be found at http://67.18.39.132/. We wish them luck in restoring their service so that we might continue not working a little bit longer]