Can I Get Yours?
The shortage of flu shots this year seems to have turned everyone into selfless martrys. Ordinary citizens have the opportunity pass up recieving a flu shot. George Bush didn't get his, but Congressional members are.
Georgia Congressman Phil Gingrey has decided to pass with a spokesman saying "He's making sure there are enough shots for children and seniors." Gingrey is expected to raffle off his flu shot to one of the 10 Million Children who don't have health coverage because the Republican controlled congress failed to address the issue.
Meanwhile seniors are crossing the border to Canada to shoot up on flu. Seniors crossing the border should cosnider that President Bush warned against using Canadian drugs that may kill Americans.
Bush added "[if] it looks like it's from Canada, it might be from a third world" [Debate 2] After all, Americans can't tell the difference between a Western syringe and a third world voodoo doll.
Meanwhile, in New Jersey, Inmates are recieving flu shots while God Fearing, Law Abiding Citizens go without.
One Guard is quoted saying, "These are violent offenders, child molesters," the officer said. "A lot of people are doing life." Congressional members were quick to defend the vaccines they received.
Georgia Congressman Phil Gingrey has decided to pass with a spokesman saying "He's making sure there are enough shots for children and seniors." Gingrey is expected to raffle off his flu shot to one of the 10 Million Children who don't have health coverage because the Republican controlled congress failed to address the issue.
Meanwhile seniors are crossing the border to Canada to shoot up on flu. Seniors crossing the border should cosnider that President Bush warned against using Canadian drugs that may kill Americans.
Bush added "[if] it looks like it's from Canada, it might be from a third world" [Debate 2] After all, Americans can't tell the difference between a Western syringe and a third world voodoo doll.
Meanwhile, in New Jersey, Inmates are recieving flu shots while God Fearing, Law Abiding Citizens go without.
One Guard is quoted saying, "These are violent offenders, child molesters," the officer said. "A lot of people are doing life." Congressional members were quick to defend the vaccines they received.
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