Men to be Phased Out by 2200?

CNN reports that women will beat men in sprinting by 2156. Meanwhile, the crafty Japanese have come out with a man pillow to simulate a man's arm for women to sleep on. Scientists have already fertilized eggs without sperm [at least in mice]. And the final straw: several months ago Volvo release a car designed just for women.

All these leads us to believe that Men are on the decline. We're slowly being phased out altogether. I'm okay conceding everything over to women just as long as they don't eat off my head.