Dear Regional Rail Provider

Thank you so much for saving me, the customer so much money with your many cost cutting initiatives. Many passengers would not be able to afford to ride from New Brunswick to Philadelphia if the cost of a round trip ticket exceeded the current $23 fair. I especially appreciate saving the cost of the last train departing Philadelphia at 11pm on a Saturday night. After all, spending the night in Market East would be a better experience than say, Newark. Or Rahway. Also, thank you for saving money by not cleaning the restroom facilities. Besides, the urine and fecal matter splattered across the two stalls in the men's room keeps away the poor people. Rank smelling poor people hate the odor of fresh feces. Special thanks for saving me money by not providing facilities on cars during the hour long train ride from Philadelphia to Trenton. I have a few concerns though. For one, I wonder why your north bound train passengers must ride a train just one stop before transfering to another train? Or if you could, please explain why North bound Septa trains share a platform with South bound Amtrak trains. After all, I dont think many passengers coming from Philadelphia want to board an Amtrak train south. On the other hand, thank you for helping me less fat by putting the connecting north bound NJ Transit train on the other side of the Trenton station. And special thanks for having the train board passengers at the farthest end of the platform. And I know passengers in Newark really appreciate that you leave the first three cars on the train empty, so that when I'm jogging to make the connecting train I have to go even farther. Thank you also for closing the door on my finger. This was almost enough, improved only by the conductor yelling at the line of people trying to board the train through the only open door. Thank you.