But I'm Bob Dole!

John Kerry has shot back at President Bush's swift boat attack ad. The increasing standoff between Kerry and Republicans has even gotten the unlikely attention of Bob Dole. Dole defended Bush's intial ads saying "He's got himself into this wicket now where he can't extricate himself because not every one of these people can be Republican liars,".

No one really is surprised Bob Dole, a Republican is attacking Kerry, but it does seem surprising that Dole would first admit that some Republicans are liars, and simutaneously confirm not liars necessarily must be Republicans.

Some how the entire discourse revoling around the direction the most powerful nation on earth has devolved to question John Kerry's Vietnam War Record. George Bush was of course eager to participate until aids reminded him he actually had no vietnam war record because he skipped out on active duty.

Bush has defended his absence from the national guard duty, with sources noting that if Bush had never served his time in the national guard, he would have had little connection to Saudi Arabia's ruling family. Oil this week came near $50 a barrel, virtually proving Bush served his time in the national gaurd.