Proms

Erik's Post about Prom rules leads me to wonder why high school authorities are so uptight about alcohol. Let's just assume that everyone at the prom does not drink nor do they attend drunk. Are the Chaperone's to accompany the prom goers to wherever it is they go after the prom or to Seaside for the post prom weekend Bang fest?

On the otherhand, if students were allowed to attend the prom intoxicated, and were then served alcohol at the prom, they would be too drunk later that evening to have unprotected sex in the back of the limousine because the boys' members would be to flacid.

So all in the name of safety, school officials across the nation encourage unsupervised drinking and unprotected sex. Way to go America!