Last American Virgin, Part II

Tonight I decided to watch the second half of the last american virgin, which i started watching last night. There was loads more gratuitous nudity and even driving with an open container--amazing! But why I have taken this short break from the movie to blog is this: the lead female love interest has an abortion (in one of those white bread conservative anti abortion ways); this procedure is paid for by our hero, though he is not the father. He confesses his love for her in a tear jerking scene explaining he has loved since he first saw her (she was the new girl at school, its been what, a month?); finally after a single kiss, our hero eagerly shells out 80 dollars for a locket he says is for his girlfriend. Girlfriend? They kissed once, two days after she aborted the child of our hero's best friend. Bah! Of course, everything about this is ok when I think she is now forty something. Ha!